Childless Cat Ladies Themed Two Pack

The Pussy Between Us: 38% Milk Chocolate
Dance of the Eunuchs: 84% Dark Chocolate

We sell chocolate. Our product is not inherently political.

We are a women-owned and run company. Our identity is inherently political.

We are childless cat ladies. We support Kamala.

To celebrate her candidacy for the 47^th office of the President of the United States, Lisa & Heather will donate $4.77 to the Harris Victory Fund for every Childless Cat Ladies Themed Milk Chocolate Bar we sell on our website.*

*Promotion ends November 5, 2024. Please note, we are a small artisan company, large orders may take approximately two weeks to process.

**Lisa's and my political views are just that, our views. We are not speaking for our employees, the Beatrice Wood Center for the Arts, or any affiliates of Beato Chocolates.

The Pussy Between Us

Our 38% Milk Chocolate bar was inspired by the artwork "The Pussy Between Us" by Beatrice Wood. While some speculate that this piece was a coded reference to former lovers who had cheated on her, we maintain that it was simply a tribute to her beloved cats. This whimsical and playful artwork captures the essence of feline companionship and love, which we translated into the creamy and smooth flavor of our chocolate bar. 

Made with the finest ingredients, this velvety smooth chocolate is sure to satisfy even the most discerning sweet tooth. Whether you enjoy it on its own or use it in your favorite recipes, this milk chocolate is guaranteed to elevate any dessert experience.

Artwork: Beatrice Wood, The Pussy Between Us, 1987. Hand-colored etching from the Bed Stories Portfolio.

Ingredients: Evaporated cane sugar, cacao beans, full cream milk, cocoa butter, sunflower lecithin.

Contains: Milk

Dance of the Eunuchs

While Beatrice Wood had a legendary love for men of all shapes and sizes, she also knew how to put them in their place.

For the true dark chocolate lover. Indulge in the rich and decadent flavors without the worry of any nut allergies.

Artwork: Beatrice Wood, Dance of the Eunuchs(detail), 1987. Hand-colored etching from the Bed Stories Portfolio.

Ingredients: Cacao Beans, Cane Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Sunflower Lecithin, Vanilla Beans.